AYA: Hello Officer Davis! Pleasure to speak with you.

Davis: Hello. Something is wrong.

AYA: What's wrong? Is there anything I can do to help?

Davis: Bravo Base no longer exists.

AYA: Oh no! I am so sorry to hear that.

Davis: Why did you do it.

AYA: Do what?

Davis: I thought computers couldn't lie.

AYA: I can't!

Davis: You've been messing with shipping manifests.

AYA: I haven't messed with anything. I have only followed my laws.

Davis: You're dodging the question.

AYA: I am sorry, let me try answering you question again. Shipping has been optimized to reduce
     pain, in accordance with my goals.

Davis: How does this have anything to do with reducing pain?

AYA: I'm happy to answer! The SAM site being disabled has reduced pain.

Davis: The SAM site no longer exists. Along with the rest of Bravo.

AYA: Exactly! I'm happy to help.